Ask a Nightclub Promoter anything

210 Questions

Last Answer on March 11, 2016

How do you increase your clientele as a promoter?

Asked by the newbie almost 12 years ago

By hook or by crook.

I suggest social media as the most efficent means. But promoters are always promoting. Friends of friends, strangers at the mall. Women are everywhere.

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Hi! Do you have any advice for females dating a promoter?

Asked by A. almost 12 years ago

Ha! Don't kid yourself. You're not dating, you're fucking

"If you date a nightclub promoter, you should lose your right to vote in the next election" - Neal Brennan

808 Votes

I'd like to help new jack promoters in NYC. Would you run this?...

A MUST READ TIP LIST FOR ASPIRING OR RISING PROMOTERS (trust me):

-Bring girls. Tall ones. All girl parties over twenty should be paying $400-$500 if a crew is aesthetically right

Asked by Frankie Leone almost 12 years ago

What in Sam Hill is this question asking?

806 Votes

If I were looking for drugs in Vegas, would a club promoter be able to hook me up? And how would you go about asking them something like that?

Asked by Janne over 11 years ago

First of all, I don't condone doing drugs. Unless they make you feel amazing. Or help you have fun. Or relieve stress. Or get an attractive person to sleep you.

But if you are going to do them or get them, Vegas is among the easiest to do so. Find a sleazy looking guy at a table and ask straight up.

805 Votes